Can't Touch This

 

Hah so yeah I killed Duncan and now I have all the power. Lady Macbeth might have been right, it was worth all the power I have. Those creepy witch ladies told me i'm untouchable because of some voodoo stuff so I can now kill whoever I want which is pretty rad because everyone really makes me mad. Can't have anyone bringing me down, you feel? So I killed off a guy's family and my best friend. I'll probs miss Banquo but he's not a true bro because hes asks too many questions. Hope his ghost stops haunting me because that's 2 spooky 4 me, you know? He definitely got what he deserved. What's the big deal? I'm king so people need to check their attitudes. Well gotta go plot some more murders and ignore my wife brb guys much love

Why is she so DEMANDING?!

Oh my god I cannot even handle Lady Macbeth right now because she keeps telling me i'm not a man because I don't want to kill Duncan like "OH I AM SORRY BUT I'D RATHER NOT KILL THE KING EVERYONE LOVES EXCUSE ME". Ugh. Being scared is just in my nature you know? Sometimes she scares me with all this talk of wanting to be a man and stuff because honestly that would be so awkward. Can she just leave me alone? For goodness sake I just want five minutes to cry, is that too much to ask? I told her I would do it but she is making me SO MAD. okay peace guys love you byeee

P.S. Honey if you ever read this I love you i'm sorry I dont mean it please dont hurt me plz

Duncan is my homeboy

Yo so I was walking along today and I saw some witches with my best friend Banquo . They called me the Thane of Cawdor and said I will be king one day... could it be true? Well, probably because i'm beautiful, you know, but I couldn't ever wish any bad on Duncan because he's a pretty rad guy and he gave me all the power I have. I should probably check with the boss lady, Lady Macbeth though so she can tell me what to do. I respect Duncan too much to take the power from him but I'm not sure how this weird prophecy will come true if I don't react. But for now i'll just brag to Banquo and talk about his possible king babies. This is awesome. Duncan is the best for giving the the title of Thane of Cawdor. I do hope these witches are right though, you feel?